Welcome to D-01.
I’m Cern, and I’ll be one of your orientation guides until you receive an ID card.
(Trust me, no one gets past security without an ID card.)
Tomorrow: You’ll spend another day in orientation. Don’t finish orientation and the Chief won’t like that a bit! (Neither will you, but that’s another story.)
Don’t say you weren’t warned.
My job’s done here. Lots of work to do up in R&D. Who knows? If you work hard enough and have what it takes, maybe we’ll see each other again. We’re always looking for new team members!
And the very best team members are a little crazy:
If not, why not?